The most annoying words

Its been quite a long time. And today was the last working day of 7th semester. Nothing special except me and sujitha played spin the yarn. The story is standing halfway and regular melo drama. I wanted to introduce more tragedy, But Suji din't allow me to... All the remaining characters (7 dead within two lines of story already) recovers and live happily according to Suji...!!!

Read a recent article about the most annoying words in the following link : http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/10/08/most.annoying.words/index.html . A study says that "whatever" and "you know" are the most annoying words... But personally I feel that "I mean a" and I mean the" and also "the thing is that a"... Are the most annoying , but I do agree with "whatever" to be the most annoying.... Wonder from where those words came from and its usage? Well if belong to my college, Biotech department you would have definitely figured out the reason. Just like in the article Kennedy uses "you know" four times, Our master uses his favourite words at unacceptable frequency... You know it would cross 50+ with an hour of lecture if you used tally marks.... But his classes have been innovative and induced my creativity. Even my snake babu comics have not proceeded ever after his class...! I miss something about it...

Ramnad figures

What image does the word "figure" bring to your minds? And the word "ramnad figures".????!!

Well they aren't some mathematical polygon or some labelled science diagrams.. These are female Homo sapien species who look pretty good enough to be designated the honorable title of FIGURES... I dont know the origin of the word figure. But its a colloquial term now a days in this part of geographical area where I reside currently...

There are two RAMNAD FIGURES in my college, in my class, in my desk, in fact I was sandwiched in between them in most of the class hours (today!)... Well but the sad fact is that am no lesbo! So all I could do was be proud to be near those PRETTY girls..! No admiration or anything of that sort..

Well some of my classmates are gonna get real furious after reading this blog I guess!I wish I could post some photos(geniuine ones ) of those figures... But unfortunately I dint take any snaps of them today... They are endangered so it becomes my duty to protect their privacy. LOL

Ayshu s birthday

Well am born lazy. Or probably need a push to do things.. Well whatever may be the thing, I am totally in the screw up zone...!

That s not the matter in this piece of blog. Well I had been this bullackad (forgetful)enough to forget my ex-roomie cum buddy's birthday which falls on 25th august.. I came to know only in the morning when my another ex-roomie told me.

I had just wished her by formal handshake and uttering those usual words of happy birthday.. I hadn't done anything special for her.. My ex-roommate asked me to get present for her as she was totally engaged and I had agreed that evening. But the same evening later I fell down and hurt myself badly. I would actually blame the plant that tripped me off...! lol.

Well so I explained her the following morning and yet I haven't got anything for her... Now only has the wounds healed.. And I washed a heap of clothes after a long time.. Thank GOD for am alive. Feel like thanking ppl..

Nostalgia...

Yesterday around 21.15 I heard crackers bursting. Crackers are burst in India for only a handful of reasons- when India wins in cricket match or someone's wedding or if its Diwali (but its not right now) or some loaded guy's birthday and so on... As the time passed the noise rose and it din't seem to die.

I got pissed off as I was trying hard to focus on my last blog (laziness), after a long gap. The most prevalent cause was cricket victory. So I opened a new tab and was determined to find out which tournament our country had won... I opened yahoobuzz, news websites , scanned almost everything but to my dismay found nothing of the sort I expected. So I assumed the cause to be secondary.

After a few minutes my roommate ran out so I followed her to find fire works(rockets , as from our prison like hostel four walls we could catch them alone). I had missed most of the fir works in the beginning but then ran upstairs to find a better view.

There were rockets of all kind. Some going straight into the air, some snaking at full speed, some bursting immediately , some showering its sparkles for a few seconds (that was my favourite), some green , some bright red, some fiery yellow... I watched them in awe for nearly 20 minutes I guess...

I tried to catch some snaps of those sparkling fires in the sky. I had my 5310 xpress music with which I managed to catch some. But what pissed me off the most was my roommate who was pestering me that I was missing most of the good ones(for gods sake I myself was trying hard to view them as well as photograph simutaneously with a mobile of 2megapixel camera in the narrow gap between asoka trees and underwears drying on the lining..!!!) ....

Well I completely forgot to mention the main reason for the works. It was my college alumni meet(1979 batch). I was mesmerised by the fire works. It was awesome. Today morning I noticed their photo(alumni's not the fire works) in the news paper. It would have been a blast for them with nostalgia.

Laziness..!!!

Laziness - a word associated with me. One of the words that describes the category of sloth like creatures unwilling to work, by relaxing during times when they are supposed to be active. Usually the word describes homo sapiens.

For more than a week I had been a complete sloth , literally. There are many classes and degree of laziness varies among them. Some are lazy when drowsiness wraps them around and turns them into dormant inactive state.But later persume their responsibilities as soon ATP flushes out of mitochondria of their cells..!

Well the actual reference I wished to make was myself for being in

the lethargic state for the past few days. Though I was not sick , din't have any major responsibility or any interruption with internet connection, I had completely lost the blogging stuff... Still cannot figure out why I was sluggish and inactive.

Again I soiled the millipede!

Again i crushed the creature just before minutes...As i stepped out of the same bathroom, I placed my foot(with slipper) on the same spot where it lays... I knew once more that it was the millipede... suddenly a chill swept my entire body and I slowly lifted my foot avoiding it getting hurt(though it wouldn't now)... I saw the creature lying flat lifeless... But there was no sound this time, as it had lost all of its CRISPINESS(sounds yucky to you guys???!!!)... But that s the truth...

The millipede I soiled !

It was a friday(to tell the truth it was today !).I was in the department,browsing when i wanted to pee urgently. So I hurried off to hostel ,to the bathroom... I finished off the business and washed my face(for which I had to take off my spectacles).As I stepped off the bathroom, I heard a hard crust crackle under my slipper...I knew the very moment that I had crushed a millipede(for they are so common in our hostel basin,also by the sound of the crush), a long,slender creature with many legs and a long red dorsal stripe along its entire length.

The sound of the crush still echoes my ears...Like I said before ,every person or event is related to some word or sound(in my previous blog).When I soiled the millipede,William Wordsworth came to my mind(I guess it was he who wrote a poem on how he soiled a creature,which I don't remember exactly!!!).

I felt sorry for it for a fraction of second.I couln't see it for i wasn't wearing spectacle.I imagined in my mind how it might look deformed,flat with its content squeezed out...!It was nearly plain grey as I 've got pretty good(I mean bad!) eye power...After I wiped my face, I put back my spectacles and found the little creature crumbled...

I guess I soiled it !